Cranky old man - First Message (I made his font the color of poo hehehehe)
Subject: So don't reply then... (dramatic much?)
Message: I am old enough to be your grandpa . . . almost. (Not really but whatever, I can see already see this plays a significant roll in why emailed me)
OK, now that we have addressed your attitude (excuse me but you can fuck off already, if you want to know about my attitude I will GLADLY share it with your ignorant ass), I would like to compare Navajo philosophy with Buddism. Have you heard that the Navajo do not like to have their pictures taken because it is makes an idol of the self? A Navajo man once asked me if it is not better to ask a person to question their own beliefs rather than challenge them directly. Perhaps the average Navajo is better at being selfless than the average Buddist. (So at this point I have gathered that you think your beliefs are above mine and are attempting to prove it in an email? OKAAAY, Jackass!)
Myself, I am a hedonistic old man studying sensism. It is a lot more fun. (Fuckin goodie for you)
msmyka's ever so polite response
If you would have started with "I would like to compare..." instead of first taking a jab at my wish to distinguish my personal preferences you would be receiving a better response from me. As it stands now I see no reason to continue communicating with someone who makes assumptions about my attitude. My profile says I am not INTERESTED in (dating) people who are my parents age, not that I would not correspond with them at all.
Cranky old man's reply
The reason I messaged you in the first place was the hypocrisy in your profile (I almost stopped reading after the first sentence) . I was hoping you would see that in my message instead of just seeing it as antagonistic. (and you thought your asnine email to me on a free dating site would help me to see the error in my ways?!?!)
The goal appears to be a selfless personality. (I quoted Buddhist teachings in my profile because I like the message, no where in there did I claim to live by these teachings) Yet the people chosen as associates as those who benefit you the most. It is the old men who need you to be able to live longer, be healthier and be happier. (BENEFIT me? I prefer to date guys my own age because thats what benefits me? You're smoking crack old man, a sugar daddy would benefit me but you don't see me going after one of those do you? I specified my preference and you don't fit in so you try to make me feel bad about it? Who exactly is it that you think you're dealing with? )
An 18-year-old man who marries an 18-year-old woman, lives with her till age 45 years, remarries an 18-year-old woman and lives with her the rest of their lives will live on average about 12 years longer than a man who never marries. This effect is mostly due to a substance produced on the inside surface of the outer labia. (Are you actually still trying convince me of something after you've told me I am a hypocrite with a shitty attitude? Is it your experience that younger women will fall for this shit and accept your psycho babble as truth? )
In other countries (notably Europe) the old associate with the young. In America this is seen as perversion, but in America we do not live in a selfness society. We emphasize "Me, Me, Me." Your profile suggests your goal is to be selfless and giving, but your actions suggest you are very much American. (No thank you for your version of a history lesson and your attempt to tell me ABOUT MYSELF based on my profile ON A FREE DATING SITE, fucking rah-tard)
The goal appears to be a selfless personality. (I quoted Buddhist teachings in my profile because I like the message, no where in there did I claim to live by these teachings) Yet the people chosen as associates as those who benefit you the most. It is the old men who need you to be able to live longer, be healthier and be happier. (BENEFIT me? I prefer to date guys my own age because thats what benefits me? You're smoking crack old man, a sugar daddy would benefit me but you don't see me going after one of those do you? I specified my preference and you don't fit in so you try to make me feel bad about it? Who exactly is it that you think you're dealing with? )
An 18-year-old man who marries an 18-year-old woman, lives with her till age 45 years, remarries an 18-year-old woman and lives with her the rest of their lives will live on average about 12 years longer than a man who never marries. This effect is mostly due to a substance produced on the inside surface of the outer labia. (Are you actually still trying convince me of something after you've told me I am a hypocrite with a shitty attitude? Is it your experience that younger women will fall for this shit and accept your psycho babble as truth? )
In other countries (notably Europe) the old associate with the young. In America this is seen as perversion, but in America we do not live in a selfness society. We emphasize "Me, Me, Me." Your profile suggests your goal is to be selfless and giving, but your actions suggest you are very much American. (No thank you for your version of a history lesson and your attempt to tell me ABOUT MYSELF based on my profile ON A FREE DATING SITE, fucking rah-tard)
msmyka's not so polite response
And I am supposed to what, THANK YOU for pointing out what you believe to be HYPOCRISY? Well no thank you for wasting your time. I specifically explained in my reply that I never said I do not wish to associate with anyone who isn't in my age range, but that it is merely my preference for dating. I could not possibly care less if you think my having a PREFERENCE for who I date is hypocritical. Why exactly is that, because I don't want to date YOU? Selflessness is about the good one puts out into the world expecting nothing in return. Since you know nothing about that part of me or my life I suggest you take your opinion and shove it straight up your own ass.
Will update if this guy has the gull to respond to that.
4/21/2010 - He responded LMAO
Cranky old man's reply part duex - the sequel
Tch, tch, tch. Such strong words from someone who somehow considers themself to be a selfless innocent; arrogant too. (How many times do I have to tell this tool shed that I never claimed to be anything?) At no time did I imply that you were good enough to date me. (HA!)
I merely hoped to indulge in a little philosophical discussion and hopefully make the world a better place for a bunch of people whom I will never meet and but which do manage to put up with you. Instead, I get my tailfeathers singed by a rancid bitch who is known to be on the rag, or so I am told.
Sincerely, a very nice old man.
msmyka's I don't even care anymore response
LMAO... you're funny for a cranky old man.
Regardless of what you were TRYING to accomplish, haven't you learned by now that insulting people doesn't usually get you very far? ESPECIALLY in the first sentence of the first email? Did you really think that would go well? I don't care who you try that with, it's just not going to work no matter WHAT you follow it up with.
"I get my tailfeathers singed by a rancid bitch who is known to be on the rag, or so I am told" - That's cute, I feel like we're in Kindergarden now with the name calling and then blaming it on other people. Good one!
Sincerely, a woman who does not let cranky old men speak to her condescendingly
